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A lot people are saying it’s Nick Sirianni’s shaved head that saved the season. But there was someone who had an idea before Nick even thought about going full Britney. That someone is me. The Birds were coming off a loss to Primetime Kirk Cousins. Saquon dropped a wide open pass that would’ve iced the game. I knew I had to rearrange the spirits before the Eagles took on the Saints. And I did just that:
@kylepagancbShoutout to Ogun. See you at the Super Bowl. #gobirds #flyeaglesfly #eaglesfans #voodoo #neworleans #eagles #nfl #bigdom
Now look I’m not a me guy. I’m just stating facts. And the facts are the Eagles are 7-1 since this offering. Like I’m not even a believer in ghosts, spirits, or even have enough Catholic guilt to believe there is a man in the sky playing marionette. But I’m starting to believe in voodoo. My Jared Goff doll is in the mail as we speak. Gonna put it next to my Christian McCaffrey doll that has had a pin in its knee all season. Saving both of those bad boys for the NFC Championship game.
Thank you Voodoo Authentica. Thank you St. Michael and Anthony for defeating our enemies and finding victories. Thank you St. George for being the absolute bro. Thank you Big Dom. Thank you Saquon Barkley. We’re going to ride Ogun and his buddies to the Super Bowl and I’ll go back and thank him for all they did.
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