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If you notice the Communion lines at your church getting a little longer, you can thank Saquon Barkley. He’s turning atheists into God-fearing Christians:
@kylepagancbThe Saquon Barkley hurdle had atheists believing in God #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #eaglesfootball #eaglesfans #saquonbarkley #philly #eagles
I’ve watched the hurdle no less than 1000 times. It’s probably the coolest thing an Eagles player has done in my lifetime on the field. Brian Dawkins’ suplex, LeSean McCoy leaping a Lions player during the Snow Bowl, Corey Clement’s catch in the Super Bowl. All of it pales in comparison to a dude spinning off a defender and hurdling another BACKWARDS. It defies the laws of physics. If Isaac Newton was alive today he’d throw out his entire theory if he saw what happened in South Philly. In Kelly Green. We had DeVonta Smith make one of the most clutch catches in franchise history. One handed! And no one is talking about it because the backwards hurdle was that remarkable. It just shows you what different level of playing field the Quad God is on right now.
Joe Schoen’s phone call letting Saquon walk into free agency is God sending his only begotten son to Earth (the Eagles). Joe 3:16. For Joe so loved the Eagles, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life:
— TG Videos (@TalkinGiantsVid) July 10, 2024
Saquon’s becoming an Eagles legend in only eight games:
Saquon Barkley is on pace for 1,965 rushing yards and 2,275 yards from scrimmage.
LeSean McCoy has the #Eagles record for rushing yards (1,607) and yards from scrimmage (2,146) — both in 2013.
— Jeff Kerr (@JeffKerrCBS) November 4, 2024
Just hope he doesn’t wind up on the IR with a nut contusion. Gotta admit that guy was thinking outside the box.
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