100% accurate ranking of all 32 teams.
Now that Week 10 of the 2024 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. We use a proprietary system that heavily accounts for all-important vibes. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up. (Click here for last week’s version.)
1 - Kansas City Chiefs (Last Week: 1) - You can say they’re not deserving of the top spot since they almost lost. But you’d be ignoring how they were never actually truly in danger. As we’ve been saying all along, they’re inevitable. They will win no matter how bleak it looks. If you think you have them beat … no, you don’t.
2 - Detroit Lions (LW: 2) - Coming back from being down 15 points in the third quarter on the road … in a game where Jared Goff threw FIVE interceptions … this team certainly has the “It’s their year” feel. Doesn’t mean they’ll actually win it all. But they’ve got great vibes.
3 - Buffalo Bills (LW: 3) - The Bills are averaging 31.25 points over the last four weeks. And that’s with Amari Cooper only playing in two of those games. Buffalo could really afford to have him back for a big battle in Kansas City this weekend. The Bills must win this to have any shot at the No. 1 seed in the AFC playoff picture.
4 - Baltimore Ravens (LW: 4) - Lamar Jackson has been lights out with 14 touchdown passes to zero interceptions over his last four games. But that Ravens defense is able to be had.
5 - Philadelphia Eagles (LW: 5) - Following a blowout win in Dallas, the Eagles own the NFL’s fourth-best point differential at +72. And they’re only one point behind third place. Vic Fangio’s defense continues to dominate with just four total touchdowns allowed in Philly’s last five games. That unit will now by tested by rookie sensation Jayden Daniels. If the Eagles can come out on top against Washington, they’ll be in a good position to win the NFC East.
6 - Pittsburgh Steelers (LW: 8) - Russell Wilson is still a winner; the Steelers are 3-0 since he’s taken over. He’s produced seven touchdowns to just one interception for a 105.9 passer rating. With a game against Baltimore up next, the Steelers can prove they’re truly the top team in the AFC North.
7 - Washington Commanders (LW: 5) - The Commanders’ last two losses: a one-score defeat in Baltimore and a one-point defeat to Pittsburgh. With a relatively schedule easy remaining schedule, they’re going to make the playoffs. It’s just a matter of being a wild card team or a division winner.
8 - Green Bay Packers (LW: 7) - The Packers return from their...