What do I want to see from the Buffalo Bills’ next head coach?

The Buffalo Bills are officially in search of a new head coach with the mostly unexpected firing of Sean McDermott. While this opens up a window of uncertainty for the franchise and fans, that’s a goldmine for writers and content creators as we run to tell you who we believe should get the job.

Well to be honest, I need your help. I know what I want for the position, but I could use a name. If I give you my song list of traits, do you think you could lend me a hand?

Wanted: A HC for an incredible sports team

♪ If you want this choice position
Guiding Allen’s top precision
Don’t be meek, no punts
Win games, no stunts

Strategic mind, you must be witty
Playbook neat but plays so gritty
Bring us some trophies, give us hope
Limit, defeats

Analytics, a tool
Please do use them, do not be a fool
Love our city, wings, and weather
Then to your fortunes we will tether

The Jets and Dolphins, dominate them
and the Patriots success you will hem
If you can do that for us, then you will see
We will adore you for all eternity

Hurry HC, please take care
Sincerely, Rumblings Writer Skare

My sincerest apologies…