Crossing Broad
I’ve never seen a player break people’s brains on the internet like Jalen Hurts. I thought it was indisputable that since he’s won a Super Bowl and Super Bowl MVP most of the arguments against him now fly out the window. Now that people watched him out-duel Patrick Mahomes in a Super Bowl for the second time in a row, the internet would give him his flowers. Boy was I wrong. It took a week for the argument to become Super Bowls are actually meaningless:
Jalen Hurts winning a Super Bowl before Josh Allen, Tua, Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert, Lamar Jackson and Trevor Lawrence, all of who are superior QBs, just kind of shows how some Super Bowls are truly meaningless.
— Drink More Water | Get More Sleep (@hughart_michael) February 17, 2025
We need to take some people’s internet connection away. Can we get DOGE on that? If you can’t have a rational take about Jalen Hurts and the Eagles DOMINATING the Super Bowl you don’t get internet. The world wide web would be a better place if you didn’t exist anyway, so sayonara! Imagine the lack of self respect you have for yourself to add Tua into that tweet and than disparage the name of Jalen Hurts.
This is how delusional these people are:
Could you imagine Tua with some real weapons and a Vic Fangio led defense against KC in the playoffs? https://t.co/gH7NAhl4NT
— Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon (@TrillBroDude) February 17, 2025
There is something about Jalen Hurts that people can’t wrap their heads around. He dresses like your uncle at the cookout. He grooves to the oldies. He’s never had an off the field issue. A guy who stares in the face of criticism, smiles, and goes out there and wins. You don’t have to enjoy it, but how do you not at least respect it? Probably because this country is filled with losers and colossal pussies who hide behind their computer screens instead of going out and actually risking something. If DMW|GMS can watch this and not feel something he’s dead inside from a long life of Dolphins misfortune:
Philadelphia’s MVP
One of the game’s most cerebral players, @JalenHurts is fueled by his losses and his doubters to be great.#NFLFilmsPresents pic.twitter.com/EnkSca8bYt
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) February 17, 2025
I wish Hurts would’ve taken that Super Bowl MVP trophy. Shined it up real nice. Turned it sideways. And stuck it up everyone at ESPN’s candy ass.
The good news is that no amount of Jalen Hurts slander will ever take the Lombardi out of the trophy case. Hurts won’t do it, but at least we have Mama Hurts ready to dance on people’s grave whenever she can:
Mama Hurts flexing on TikTok
(As she should) #Eagles
(: pamela.hurts) pic.twitter.com/a9Pz7k3JwA
— Eagles Nation (@PHLEaglesNation) February 17, 2025
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