Trolling The Nation vs. Eagles: “Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.”

Trolling The Nation vs. Eagles: “Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.”
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As we like to do after certain Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outplay the Eagles to keep their very slim playoff hopes alive.

Unfortunately for us, we don’t have a lot of comments from other fan bases today because many were either busy watching their own team play or debating how their own game ended. Either way, enjoy the game one more time.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

First QuarterEaglesGot a bad feeling about this one. Our offense is historically bad. Hoping they step it up.insaneeaglestanatic | 16:21 EDTEaglesHere’s to hoping the Birds get to send Jerry a cleaning bill for completing the SWEEP job in Dallas today!Ducky52 | 16:24 EDTEaglesThe Cowboys get the ball first.HakunaMailata | 16:24 EDTEaglesFire Patullo.Underdog133 | 16:27 EDTAlready? What happened? I’m stuck with the Giants game still.RodeojOnes000 | 16:27 EDTNothing yet but im getting ahead of it.Underdog133 | 16:27 EDTEaglesFor those who can’t see it. Dallas 3rd-and-7 from 4717thandShunk | 16:29 EDT**(11:56) 4th-and-3. D.Prescott pass incomplete to J.Williams. Turnover on downsEaglesEagles take over after DAL fails at 4th-and-3 on the 5017thandShunk | 16:30 EDTEaglesFox forcing us to finish this game is insane when they have the Game of The Week on.phillyeagleGuy | 16:30 EDTEaglesSwitch over now please!!!!Cobra Commander | 16:30 EDTEaglesYES THE GIANTS GAME IS FREAKING OVER. GET US OUT OF HERE!Relocated_astro | 16:30 EDTEaglesWell..this Cowboys defense hopefully is our offense’s “get right” game. Though I doubt it’ll last for too long.TheNationalBird | 16:32 EDTDolphinsCowboys have a shot versus Eagles?heatforlife | 16:33 EDTEaglesGood thing Dallas defense is atrocious lolTheNationalBird | 16:33 EDTEaglesHaHa You Clowns. Can’t keep us away forever.ClayBidwell | 16:33 EDTEaglesSuch inventiveness so far. Every play has like 3 WR’s running a freaking hitch.insaneeaglesfanatic | 16:34 EDT(8:45) J.Hurts pass to A.Brown for 16 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
DAL 0 – PHI 7
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AJ GROWN MAN BROWN!eagleonmars | 16:35 EDTEaglesTuddy AJ
Adeeliol | 16:35 EDTEaglesFire Patullo still.Underdog133 | 16:36 EDTEaglesOpening drive TD! Been awhile.DME | 16:37 EDTEaglesA touchdown lead with Vic and the Gang is like 3 touchdowns for a normal team.bvball80 | 16:38 EDTEaglesGood to get an early lead on the road. They keep passing like this, it’ll help open up the run game. It’d be nice to finally see Barkley break one.Varjak76 | 16:38 EDTChiefsNormally I would love watching the Cowboys get depantsed but this week I’m not sure I want that.88Wildcat | 16:38 EDTEaglesDallas offense = like a deer in the headlightsCamataru | 16:44 EDTEaglesJerry Jones can’t afford sun blinds?rohan3 | 16:45 EDT(7:13) DAL puntsEagles**Adoree was about to get smoked but fortunately Dak and Ceedee are basically on different planets right now.Relocated _astro | 16:46 EDTEagles2 runs into a...