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We asked everyone’s favorite AI chatbot to deliver some lighthearted satire of the AFC South division — all in good fun, for your offseason viewing pleasure.
Jacksonville Jaguars fans have long persevered through a recent history of ridicule from national media, division rivals, and, for some strange reason, Mike Florio over the past decade-plus. However, today’s ridicule comes for all of the AFC South via Artificial Intelligence chatbot ChatGPT, who we asked to playfully jab at team and their surrounding AFC South rivals — all in good fun
Grab your popcorn, Duval.
General AFC South Jokes (from a Jags lens):
1) The AFC South is like a group project where everyone forgot to show up — and somehow the Jaguars still turned in the worst slide.
2) The AFC South: where 9 wins gets you a playoff spot and a false sense of confidence.
3) Trevor Lawrence has the best hair in the division — and half the time he’s using it to cover his eyes on 3rd & long.
4) Jags fans don’t fear the Colts, Texans, or Titans. They fear expectations.
5) Jacksonville could go 6–0 in the division and still lose to the Jets and a backup QB in Week 17.
General Jacksonville Jaguars Jokes:
1) The Jaguars are the only team that can go undefeated in vibes and still finish 6–11.
2) Only the Jags can draft a generational QB and treat him like he’s working behind a Waffle House line.
3) Every season, the Jags promise fireworks — turns out it’s just the fans lighting sparklers in sadness.
4) Jaguars fans be like: ‘This is our year!’ And then let Will Levis throw for 300 on them in a Crayola jersey.
5) The stadium has a pool because even the fans need to wash off the pain.
General Tennessee Titans Jokes:
1) The Titans drafted a tackle who couldn’t block a Twitter troll — then were somehow shocked when the QB got sacked 7 times.
2) The Titans peaked when they beat the Patriots in 2019. Since then, it’s been five years of mid, migraines, and Will Levis highlights nobody asked for.
3) The Titans added Calvin Ridley and still have an offense powered by hope, prayer, and bad pass protection. They gave Ridley $92 million to go from WR1 in Jacksonville to WR1 in a run-heavy offense with Will Levis. That’s not a bag — that’s a Fear Factor episode.
4) You signed Tony Pollard after letting Derrick Henry walk? That’s like trading a tank for a scooter because it’s ‘more modern.’
5) The Titans fired Mike Vrabel for going 6-11 with no talent… then hired a guy with less experience and gave him even less. New uniforms, new stadium plans, same ‘6-11 vibes’.
General Indianapolis Colts Jokes:
1) The Colts have had more QBs since...
