“They’re Fools if They Throw it, Aren’t They?” – The Best Vikings Radio Calls from a Needed Eagles Victory

The Eagles’ passing offense found a groove (or backed into one) Sunday afternoon in Minnesota against one of the NFL’s better defenses. The Vikings came into the game sixth in the league in total yards allowed per game (289.8) and were second in EPA on passing plays (-0.31). The Eagles had 361 total yards and Jalen Hurts’ passing EPA was +0.79. But we don’t celebrate stats like fans of other teams. We celebrate wins.

Unfortunately for the Vikings, they could not celebrate stats nor a win on Sunday. So, to commemorate the Birds’ first win of October, let’s listen to how it sounded on the Minnesota Vikings Radio Network with Paul Allen and Pete Bercich, a very entertaining duo, depending on if you enjoy bias in your favorite team’s commentary.

1. “AJ Brown rather lazily in motion to the left … AJ Brown wide open, touchdown Philadelphia Eagles.”

2. “Oh, come on”

2. "HIGH SNAP!"

"oh come on"

"Goes through the hands of Wentz who needs to dive on it and he did" pic.twitter.com/z4p9WIdq9X

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

3. “And he throws it right to a member of the Philadelphia Eagles”

3. "HE'S HIT AS HE THROWS! And he throws it right to a member of the Philadelphia Eagles" pic.twitter.com/V3xe2W1blg

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

4. “Loops one up deep to Addison in double coverage, and Carson has thrown it right to a member of the Philadelphia Eagles”

4. "Loops one up deep to Addison in double coverage, and Carson has thrown it right to a member of the Philadelphia Eagles" pic.twitter.com/8Y6EuNZax2

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

5. “What an awesome play by the second-year corner from Iowa”

5. COOOOOOP!

"What an awesome play by the second-year corner from Iowa" pic.twitter.com/93U1oQeTdp

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

6. lol

6. lol pic.twitter.com/8FuuSPBD0o

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

7. “A 79-yard touchdown pass from Jalen Hurts to DeVonta Smith, and it was a beauty”

7. JALEN TO DEVONTAAAAAA!

"A 79-yard touchdown pass from Jalen Hurts to DeVonta Smith, and it was a beauty" pic.twitter.com/qRIwmQKDyq

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

8. OJOMO! SACK!

8. OJOMO! SACK! pic.twitter.com/rse176N6cY

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

9. “Defensively, you gotta come up with something here” …caught, AJ Brown. Effortless touchdown, Philadelphia Eagles”

9. "Defensively, you gotta come up with something here"

"Caught, AJ Brown. Effortless touchdown, Philadelphia Eagles" pic.twitter.com/eLIzY418Ww

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

10. NO TD! “Are you kidding me?” “That’s garbage. That’s absolute garbage”

10. NO TD!

"Are you kidding me?"

"That's garbage. That's absolute garbage" pic.twitter.com/CwLyNKa0Y1

— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) October 20, 2025

11. “They’re fools...