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The Indianapolis Colts have released a team snack that quite literally looks like, well, human feces.
With the 2025 NFL season around the corner, fans who bought tickets to games should familiarize themselves with the wide range of food menus around the league. If you really want to challenge your taste buds and stomach, perhaps the Indianapolis Colts can help.
At Lucas Oil Stadium concession stands, the football team is offering a pretzel in the shape of the Colts’ uniform. The only problem? It legitimately looks like something that you see regularly in a toilet.
(Queue the coffee seen from the second Austin Powers movie)
New Colts Pretzel design to match their logo 😅
H/T @ryanpropz pic.twitter.com/BEqNq35ocl
— Whistle (@WhistleSports) August 12, 2025
Would YOU eat the official Indianapolis Colts pretzel? pic.twitter.com/5nc0wyoOfX
— Jeff McCrum (I Watch MMA Sometimes) (@goldberg_ebooks) August 11, 2025
(Queue the coffee seen from the second Austin Powers movie)
Look, the idea of offering a snack that resembles the team logo is fantastic and all. But did the Colts really have to do this with pretzels of all things?
Besides the pretzel that looks like a you-know-what, the Indianapolis Colts offer plenty of mouthwatering food items this year. Cuban sandwiches, Wagyu dogs, teriyaki chicken, and siracha mac and cheese are just some of the many food options along with the traditional items (burgers, hot dogs, sandwiches, pizza, chicken tenders, etc).
The Colts are coming off a frustrating 8-9 season that saw them miss out on the playoffs for the fourth straight year, their longest postseason drought since failing to qualify each year from 1988 to 1994.
GM Chris Ballard (ninth season) and head coach Shane Steichen (third season) likely need to make the playoffs to save their jobs.
Indianapolis will begin the 2025 season with a home game against Tyreek Hill and the Miami Dolphins on Sept. 7 (1:00 p.m. EST). The two clubs also met at Lucas Oil Stadium last October, with Indianapolis squeaking out a close 16-10 victory against the Tua Tagovailoa-less visitors.
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