Saturday Night Open Thread: The answer to everything is 4-2

Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here at BTSC to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).

We’re 0-7 on the road in AFCN Thursday night games. Long week till our next game. How is the season going: 4-2 and first in AFC North… feels different after that loss though.

This 6 pack of questions is here to get the conversation going, so let us know what you’re eating/drinking!

1. The Steelers beat the Browns this past Sunday at home as expected. We then lost to the Bengals on the road Thursday night as expected. What do you expect when we host the Packers at home?
2. Aaron Rodgers wasn’t sacked 2 games in a row (except by his own OL). What are the odds our OL holds Micah Parsons and the GB defense to 0 sacks?
3. The Steelers defense vs the Bengals was described by BTSC commentor PittsburghPNW as “Warren can run for 300 yards and it won’t matter because the defense can’t stop a nose bleed tonight.” Give me your own metaphor or simile for how bad our defense was vs the Bengals.

Note: I’m sorry, PNW, for implying your comment was extreme in that moment. Clearly it was not.

4. What could the Steelers do this week to make you feel better about our defense:
   1. Show creative disguises vs GB
   2. Trade TJ Watt
   3. Fire Teryl Austin
   4. Fire Mike Tomlin
   5. Nothing
   6. Other (explain in comments)
5. How do you feel about being 4-2
   1. Fire Tomlin
   2. Cautiously pessimistic
   3. Meh, I expected it / Tomlin Trophy here we come
   4. Cautiously optimistic
   5. SuperBowl! (Aka Polimolicular!)
6. What fall flavored pie do you prefer:
   1. Apple pie
   2. Pumpkin pie
   3. Humble pie
   4. Other

BONUS SOTN: Beck – Loser