Saturday Night Open Thread: That was weak too

Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).

The black and gold are black and blue after losing to the Seahawks in Week 2, we got in own own way (looking at you CA3), and let the opportunity bounce past us (Kaleb Johnson). Tomorrow, we’ll face a former nemesis in the Cheatriots, though it sure don’t look like Brady’s bunch anymore.

Our $158-million dollar defense couldn’t stop the run (again) last week. Let’s hope our new Peppers stuff the run so we can slay the dragon. Otherwise, we Maye end up 1-2.

This 6 pack of questions is here to get the conversation going is below, also let us know what you’re eating/drinking!

1. Which play/event was most responsible for a big L in our result column last week?

• Calvin Austin getting in the way of a Muth needed TD
• Kaleb Johnson’s Elsa impression, letting it go for a Seahawk kickoff recovery TD (still don’t think it was recovered in bounds)
• Tomlin’s living in his fears punting on 4th-1 on our 48 yard line tied 14-14
• Art Rooney extending Tomlin in 2024
• With the 14th pick in the 2024 draft, the Steelers select Broderick Jones, OT, Georgia (after trading 17th + 4th rounder to NE)
• Colbert trading our 2020 1st rounder for Minkah Fitzpatrick , (Jordan Love was on the board, just saying)

2. Which player’s injury will prove to be most significant against the Patriots?

• Joey Porter Jr.
• Alex Highsmith
• DeShon Elliot
• Derrick Harmon
• Isaiahh Loudermilk

3. The Steelers OL needs to give Aaron some time to pass and make some holes for Jaylen Warren and the run game. What item will be describe the OL performance in week 3?

• Party noise maker (tries to push but doesn’t do much against resistance)
• Power wheels (doesn’t have much traction or power, but can hit things)
• Sedan with cardboard “plow” (takes a beating but can kinda move some stuff)
• Pickup with a plow (sometimes gets stuck, but generally can move things outta the way)
• Bulldozer (pushes anything around it wants)

4. Which of these backup NFL QBs will lead their team to victory in Week 3? (Assuming they end up starting).

• Tyrod Taylor (Jets) vs Bucs
• Jake Browning (Bengals) vs Vikings
• Carson Wentz (Vikings) vs Bengals
• Mac Jones (49ers) vs Cardinals
• Marcus Mariota (Commanders) vs DAH Raiders

5. WAP-per Cardi B and *Patriots WR Stefon Diggs are expecting their first child together. Do you think they end up asking “Am I the Drama?” or will it be a “Ring” in their future? (Note: yes I am running out of question ideas)

6. What is your favorite way to prepare steak (or the equivalent main dish from your diet)

BONUS SOTN (because it’s *Cheatriots week): It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy