Saturday Night Open Thread: More men in the box

Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).

The black and gold Jet off easy with a win in Week 1, thanks to 4 TDs from AairRaid Rodgers. Tomorrow, we’ll Seattle in for our home opener against the Seahawks. I guess it’s a Super Bowl XL rematch though everyone from those teams are X-tremely retired.

Our $158 million dollar defense couldn’t stop the run (again) last week, so let’s hope our coaches scheme up some run stuffers and our DL lets up pop the Charbonnet early. If not, the Seahawks may Walker all over us.

This 6 pack of questions is here to get the conversation going is below, also let us know what you’re eating/drinking!

1. What your favorite play or stat from our victory over the Jets?
2. Does DK get a “revenge game” TD against the seachickens? If so, how does he do it?
3. The Steelers D needs to prove they can stop the run (maybe by scheme run stuffing alignments/plays?) What kitchen tool/gadget will best describe our run defense vs the Seahawks?
   1. Colander (everything runs out)
   2. Cheese cloth (stuff runs out but they have to work for it)
   3. Measuring cup (we hold up to a point but then everything runs over)
   4. Mixing Bowl (not much getting out of here)
   5. Giant soup pot (no matter how much they put out we got it covered)
4. Green Bay looks great 2 games in, sending the Commanders Packing with a loss Thursday night. Did the Micah Parsons trade out Green Bay as the SB favorites out of the NFC? If not, who ya got coming out of the NFC?
5. Lamar Jackson will not be fined by the NFL for his altercation / shoving of a Bills fan. Do you agree with this or is the league letting one of it star QBs off easy?
6. Some guys at my work are organizing a “Fall Finger Foods” Monday potluck. Each week, someone brings an app to share in the break room. What is the best dip for chips of the options below?
   1. Classic Salsa
   2. Mango Salsa
   3. French Onion Dip
   4. Sour cream and herb
   5. Buffalo chicken dip
   6. Queso
   7. Other – give a recipe in comments

BONUS: SOTN: Man in the Box by the Alice In Chains