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The Summer of Coop is still in full swing, if you were wondering. He’s conquering both sides of the coin. On the field, he’s winning the MVP at DeVonta Smith’s softball game, dominating the obstacle course at the Kelce’s Beer Bowl, and throwing down windmill dunks at The Palestra. Off the field, his DMs are flooded with every girl in Philly and beyond. I remember summer was over when my friends who played fall sports started their camps in the middle of August. Don’t tell that to DeJean, because the Summer of Coop is still full speed ahead!
Ebo is right. There are a TON of these on TikTok floating around. Every hot chick hopping on this trend in the Delaware Valley has a DM or a picture of Coop viewing their IG story. The guy doesn’t just have a nose for the ball he has a nose for every hot chick in their 20s within a 100 mile radius. It’s impressive. Rumble young man rumble. And you know what? Every red-blooded American in Coop’s shoes would do the exact same thing. He made one of the biggest plays in franchise history on the biggest stage of them all. If you somehow didn’t know who Cooper DeJean was, you did right then and there. This is just a guy reaping the fruits of his labor.
You can’t criticize Coop unless you’ve had a woman wait hours outside of a place just to get a picture with you:
Plus, I think Coop is just performing a psyop. He’s conducting amazing intelligence if we’re being honest. He’s firing out harmless DMs to girls and whittling out the clout chasers. Newsflash ladies, athletes don’t want to hook up with the ones that are posting their conversations on the Internet. The one who gets the ring is the one who keeps everything close to the vest…until he breaks up with you and you can do a story time on TikTok for everyone. Plus, you’ve got some competition in his DMs so you better get creative. We have women making PowerPoint presentations on why he should go on a date with him:
Hopefully once the clock strikes midnight on August we’re all business. Lets all agree the lady Birds fans should come to a ceasefire agreement from September to February for the good of the team. Everyone knows women weaken legs. Hopefully Coop remembers this great advice from Hugh Douglas. Stay focused. Live your life. Go Birds:
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