As we wrap up the five-part series with the Best Cowboys from U-Z, there really was only one battle to sort out. And that was in the W-players.
The U-players only had three all-time. The V-players choice was a slam dunk.
No one with a last name starting with the letter X has ever donned a Cowboys’ uniform.
Both Y and Z had pretty slim pickings at that.
So the heavy-lifting came from the W-players. Let’s get to it and find out who won Survivor W.
There were only three players among the U-players on Dallas’ all-time roster. We’ll call them the Owls.
Because all you’ll do when you read the names is go: Who?
Here they are:
See what I mean? We’re giving it to Dimitrius Underwood for no other reason than he lasted more than one year and the others didn’t.
The Best?: Dimitrius Underwood.
His career was ended by a cheap shot delivered by a dirty player in San Francisco. Without it, Leighton Vander Esch (2018-23) is likely still playing at middle linebacker this year.
The Best: Leighton Vander Esch
We whittled the list down to a final 10 among the W-players. All 10 could easily be the top dog here.
But Jason Witten’s heart, and his stats, ultimately win out.
He’s the Cowboys’ leading receiver in yards and catches. He is second in touchdowns, by just one, to Dez Bryant.
He’ll probably end up coaching the Cowboys in a few years too.
The Best: Jason Witten
As for the other nine, their accomplishments would take up nine additional posts, so we’ll just list them here.
As mentioned above, no one with a last name starting with X has ever suited up for the Cowboys in a regular-season game.
Is there a way to bet on it ever happening in the future? Surely someone in Vegas will take this bet.
The Best: Nobody.
This one is kind of bittersweet. Running back Charley Young (1974-76) probably would have emerged as RB1 in 1977 after playing behind Calvin Hill, Robert Newhouse, Preston Pearson, and Doug Dennison.
Then the Cowboys landed Tony Dorsett in the 1977 Draft. That ended Young’s day in Dallas.
Still, he will claim the best of the Y-players for now.
The Best: Charley Young.
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