Jalen Hurts Drops Another Great Line, Giving Himself Enough Material for a Philosophy Book or Hardcore Album

Another banger of a line here from Jalen Hurts:

“Fatigue makes cowards of us all.” Damn. Is this QB1 or Friedrich Nietzsche speaking? Is this the NovaCare Complex or The Twilight of the Idols? A.J. Brown is reading Inner Excellence on the sideline and Hurts is reading Immanuel Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason. We’ve got philosophers topping the depth chart at every position, especially DeVonta Smith, who recently said that Love Island is “a dumbass show.”

If you think about it, Hurts has dropped so many killer lines that he now has enough for his own book of maxims, or maybe a hardcore album. The lines could fit either format perfectly, which is kind of funny if you think about. Maybe Hatebreed and Descartes had more in common than we realized.

I asked ChatGPT to write me a fake Jalen Hurts album with a full tracklist made up entirely of his sayings, and it spit out a Grammy winner:

JALEN HURTS — “RENT DUE”

1. Purpose Before Opinion
2. Win or Learn
3. Not Above Anything
4. Believe in Myself
5. Main Thing
6. Control What You Can
7. Embrace the Grind
8. Rent Is Due (Every Day)
9. No Approval Needed
10. Only Direction Is Forward

Awesome. Get Jalen out on tour after the Super Bowl repeat. Co-headlining slot with Madball and Agnostic Front. Let’s open up this fucking pit!

edit – I have no idea why the AI skipped 7 and put two 10s instead

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