I’m Pretty Sure I Nailed These Kendrick Lamar Halftime Song Props

I’m Pretty Sure I Nailed These Kendrick Lamar Halftime Song Props
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One of the most anticipated halftime performances in Super Bowl history and I’m pretty sure I just nailed what Kendrick Lamar is going to play. I’ve spent hours researching old Super Bowl halftime shows and listening to Dot’s interviews to come up with what songs Kendrick would be performing on Sunday ever since I discovered Kalshi. What is Kalshi you wonder? You want the convoluted version or the dumbed down version like I needed? I’ll give you the convoluted first: Kalshi is a financial exchange that allows users to trade on yes-or-no questions about future events. Kalshi matches traders with other users who want to make the opposite wager, and the price of a contract is based on the market’s estimate of the event’s probability. The dumbed down version for people like me is that Kalshi is basically every time you said to your buddy I wish I could put money on this shit. Well here you go…Super Bowl halftime props, which companies will run ads during the game, will it rain today, how many Oscars will Wicked win. All stuff that we wish we could wager on, especially if you’re from PA, cause PA suckkkkkkkkkkks when it comes to fun props. So that leaves us with prop pools which are typically left for your buddy to hastily throw together a couple days before the Super Bowl. Best part is it’s legal in all 50 states and you only need to be 18+ to trade. Do you read us in California, Florida, or Texas? You’re in luck. New customers get $10 in bonuses when you sign up and I’m about to give you some winners.

Enough waxing poetic about Kalshi I’ve already took my eye off the ball. I think I’ve spotted an opportunity in the market and I plan to exploit it.

Here are my thoughts in video form, but I’ll go more in-depth below:

Pretty sure I’ve nailed which songs Kendrick Lamar won’t be performing at halftime. You can only get these halftime props at @Kalshi: https://t.co/6udp7CwrFi

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— Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) February 8, 2025

These are the songs Kalshi is offering that could wind up on Kendrick’s halftime setlist:

Now on average the halftime show allows for a setlist of 12 songs. I think we can knock off five right away: Not Like Us, tv off, All the Stars, luther, and 30 for 30. Not Like Us is obvious. Tv off is a banger and they’re not doing that halftime show without giving the people a “MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRD” ad lib. The other three are collabs with SZA who he’s about to go on a country-wide stadium tour with and I feel like it would be a smart move to showcase her to the largest audience in Super Bowl history so they can sell all the tickets they can since apparently demand isn’t there currently.

I think we get a mixture of...