Headlines across the globe following the Chiefs’ Week 7 win over the Raiders

Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ 31-0 dismantling of the Las Vegas Raiders on Sunday afternoon, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.

Division Win = Joy Multiplied

Arrowhead: where math is fun!

Raiders’ Week Is: Animosity, Bitterness, Spite, Venom…

In other words: hostility, acrimony, detestation, loathing…

OktoberFEAST

Fun festival moves from parking lot to GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

Kansas City Players Celebrate Win by Driving Bus Around Wyandotte County

Team spokesperson denies it means anything.

Rasheedemption

Suspension yields smooth ride, balance, good handling and touchdowns.

Chris Jones and Charles Omenihu Host Improved Version of “Pardon The Interruption”

The show gets an aggressive makeover.

Better Butker

Strong kicks calm mass hysteria.

Raiders of the Lost Mark

“Why’d it have to be Chiefs? I hate Chiefs!” owner tells reporters.

It is Maddening for Hall of Fame Coach Watching from Above

Performance makes him turnover in his grave.