Headlines across the globe following Chiefs’ Week 15 loss to Chargers

After the Kansas City Chiefs lost their shot at the playoffs with a 16-13 loss to the Los Angeles Chargers, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.

Big Chill Hits Midwest

Playoffs? “Fuggeddabouit”!

Chiefs Can’t Figure Out Nuts and Bolts on How to Win

Referees are nuts, and Bolts are rugged.

GEHA Field: Giving Everyone Headaches Acrimoniously

Home-field sanctuary desecrated.

NFL Weakend 15 News

Instability shakes Chiefs Kingdom, as super-star tears ACL.

Nothing Special About Dave’s Teams

Penalty-filled, ordinary and lacking.

Herbert Effort

Fractured hand and broken hearts

Pole Slows Strippers’ Movements

…but not enough to hide the naked truth.

Maligned O-Line

Oh my Godrick, it was rough!

Minshew Madness

Definition: throwing an interception in field-goal range AGAIN, and expecting different results.

Punter Araizing

Great execution, Inspired Change of Field

Green Color a Welcomed Break From Romo

Trent’s homecoming softens the reality of missing out.

Current Things Greater Than Watching Football: Family, Friends, Health and the Draft(?!)

Some fans are actually grateful for a long era of championships, extra games…and fun.