How many games do you see the Birds winning this season?
Now that the Philadelphia Eagles’ 2025 schedule is officially here, it’s the perfect time to predict the outcome of every single game.
Some may suggest this is a useless activity. To that I say: lighten up, Francis. We’re just trying to have some fun.
Also, this projection is bound to be 100% accurate, so it’s actually pretty useful.
This time last year, I had the 2024 Eagles finishing with a 13-4 regular season record. I was somehow a little too low on a team that ultimately finished 14-3 and won Super Bowl LIX.
Let’s take a look at how things might shake out!
The idea that “Dak Prescott owns the Eagles!” is very silly. Yes, Cowboys fans, he’s been such an obstacle for the Eagles to overcome that they’ve won TWO Super Bowls during his time in the NFL. Prescott was bad before he got hurt last year. This will be his age 32 season. The Eagles’ defense will shut him down as the reigning champs get a win on the night where they reveal their Super Bowl banner.
EAGLES WIN: 1-0
In 2023, the Eagles won the regular season rematch of Super Bowl LVII. In 2025, I have the Eagles losing the regular season rematch of Super Bowl LIX. At the very least, I expect the game to be a lot more competitive than the last meeting between these two teams.
EAGLES LOSE: 1-1
The Rams might be the second best team in the NFC. But their defense really, really struggled to stop Saquon Barkley last year. And I’m not about to give the cowardly Sean McVay the benefit of the doubt. Nick Sirianni and Vic Fangio are each 3-0 against the Rams’ head coach.
EAGLES WIN: 2-1
How can the Eagles possibly recover from a Week 4 loss to the Bucs that drops them to 2-2?! There’s just no way they can possibly go on to win the Super Bowl after that.
Jokes aside, Tampa has been a pretty tough place for them to play. Todd Bowles has Jalen Hurts’ number; the Eagles quarterback is 1-4 in games against the Bucs. Hurts has produced just seven passing touchdowns to six turnovers against Bowles defenses.
EAGLES LOSE: 2-2
This game marks the second time Fangio is going up against the Broncos since Denver fired him. The first time was when the Miami Dolphins beat the Broncos in 2023, 70 to 20. Methinks he likes beating that team.
EAGLES WIN: 3-2
Russell Wilson used to own the Eagles but they finally beat him as a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2024. He’s clearly not what he once was. And he might not...