Dean Blandino Responded to His “Done With the Tush Push” Comments in His Own Smug Way

Dean Blandino Responded to His “Done With the Tush Push” Comments in His Own Smug Way
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God Dean Blandino is so smug:

I’ll respond to every one of his claims.

Health and safety remains the funniest argument from detractors, especially because they always preface it with, “Well I know the data doesn’t say it’s there, but…“. If Blandino wants to get ahead of an injury we should stop allowing players to sack the QB. Joe Burrow’s out with turf toe for potentially the entire season. Football is a rough game. There will be injuries when giant specimens are crashing into each other 100 times a game. If you want to get ahead of injuries, shut the entire sport down.

Next, we have unfair competitive advantage. You know what else was an unfair competitive advantage? The West Coast offense, the Wildcat, and Tom Brady’s QB sneak. On the defensive side, the Tampa 2 gave offenses fits until someone figured out a way to beat it. Every single team in the NFL can run this play. They just don’t have the personnel to do it. Don’t penalize the Eagles because Howie Roseman drafts better than your guy does.

Then we have the tush push being a hard play to officiate consistently…on both sides of the ball:

That’s one thing people might’ve forgotten in all of this. It’s always how much other teams are screwed by the officiating when it comes to the Tush Push. It’s never that maybe officiating has always kind of sucked in the NFL and human error is prevalent, which, for better or worse, makes people love the game even more. Imagine policing a pitcher in baseball because he’s working the corners too well. The Statcast shows it’s a ball every time, but the umps give it to him consistently. We’re lucky to get consistent umpiring in a series around balls and strikes let alone an entire season. Plenty of baseball fans love the human error aspect.

Teams could’ve been running this play since 2006 you say? And since the Eagles know the rule book better than most, they should be penalized for that? I’m not even giving a rebuttal to “it’s a rugby play”. That’s just become an argument guys who’ve never played rugby love to use. It doesn’t matter how much Jordan Mailata, former rugby player, says it’s not a rugby play. They’ll never stop using that as a reason why the play should be banned.

It’s not a fun play to watch. THEY RAN IT SIX TIMES AGAINST THE CHIEFS! There are 150+ plays during an average NFL game. We’re mad at a play that accounts for 4% of them. If you’re bored with the Tush Push, then there is no reason to continue field goals, XPs, or punts. No more kneel downs or spikes either. How exciting are those plays? Wouldn’t we rather watch Saquon Barkley jump over a guy? Why don’t they use Saquon more?!?!? *checks 2024 stats* I mean, what’re we doing here? The acidity of Blandino’s hair gel is seeping into his brain. What does he think will...