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I know the phrase goes, “A tie is like kissing your sister,” but what the hell is going on with the horny Cowboys reporters in the Dallas-Fort Worth area that wanted to know so bad? They asked Dak Prescott immediately after he came off the field:
The drive by question for Dak is crazy work. Reminds me of the reporter who tried to get a question in when Ben Simmons returned to Philly before they were going out for practice and Blake Griffin roasted him.
That awkward back and forth wasn’t enough for reporters because they ended up asking Jerry Jones the same thing:
“How’s it taste?” is insane. You and I both dude:
Sidenote: Don’t think I don’t see that love bump on the lips Jerry! You dog!
Could you imagine being a Cowboys fan? This is after a 40-40 tie, which, if we’re being honest, is a win for the Cowboys, but this is your reporter scrum in the middle of one of the worst times to be a Cowboys fan in the team’s history. You have no direction for the future, your best player was traded for scraps, and your owner/GM is just yucking up it up with reporters about “kissing his sister.” I’d pay someone to reenact the most famous event to ever take place at the Texas Book Depository if I was a Cowboys fan.
Obligatory Donovan McNabb tie clip just for funsies:
P.S. Who from Texas wrote this?
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