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Baltimore Ravens star Kyle Hamilton is seemingly having a tough time figuring out how to spend his offseason. So, understandably, Hamilton is killing time doing what the rest of us do on a day-to-day basis – talking about ridiculous arguments on social media.
But Hamilton’s latest post sparked a discussion of proportions which he never could’ve imagined. He had a simple question that lacked a simple answer. “Not tryna be political but if all 45 presidents were in a Royal Rumble who would win?”
Not tryna be political but if all 45 presidents were in a Royal Rumble who would win?
— Kyle Hamilton (@kyledhamilton_) February 20, 2025
And so we at BroBible dot com got to thinking. Who would win in a presidential Royal Rumble. My initial thought was president William Howard Taft, who was so large that he famously got stuck in a White House bathtub. According to the records, Taft tipped the scales at a massive 340 pounds.
But the Royal Rumble is not simply about weight. Neither The Big Show nor Andre the Giant have a Royal Rumble victory on their resumes. So then we most to the next category of potential winners – presidents who were adequately sized, but also have a history of being a tough son of a gun.
Seeing a lot of Teddy Roosevelt, which I respect, but don’t sleep on Abe Lincoln–6’4 and a famously prolific wrestler so you know he understands leverage https://t.co/W0xIF4IGT4
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) February 20, 2025
ESPN’s Mina Kimes noted both Teddy Roosevelt, who stood at 5-foot-10, 210 pounds, and Abe Lincoln (6-4, 180) as strong candidates. While former Michigan football star Gerald Ford was also a popular pick. However, Ford played in the 1930s and was only 6-foot, 190, hardly the size of players in today’s game.
Other popular answers included Andrew Jackson, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Ulysses S. Grant.
Ultimately, we will never know who the correct answer is. Hamilton himself (clearly a ball knower) chose Taft. While Roosevelt was the most common pick. But the second we figure out time travel, I am begging someone to make this match happen.
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