AJ Brown Teaching His Son About How to Be Great Is One of the Funniest Videos I’ve Ever Seen

I need a series of AJ Brown teaching Jr. how to be great. I crack up every single time he tells him to say good bye to his mom:

“She gonna be there…for lunch and dinner.” The only reason I want kids is so I can troll them like this. Also, so I can make them do things that I don’t want to do like fetch a screwdriver and all I have to say is, “I’ll time you.”

Then again Jr. is getting a crash course in greatness for free. I wish my dad would’ve taught me this at an early age. He shouldn’t have let me do kid things like ride bikes off of rickety ramps and play ding-dong ditch. I should’ve been in the back yard with one of those Fisher Price baseball toys where you stepped on the mat and the ball popped up to you. Should’ve been taking 1,000 hacks a day or had him throwing bottle caps into a fan to work on timing like Bryce Harper’s dad used to do. Instead now I’m sitting on my couch and just had pizza for breakfast. Doesn’t Jr. want to be great? Doesn’t he want to get drafted to the MLB and make All-Pro teams and win a Super Bowl? Doesn’t he want his basement to look like this one day?

AJ Brown just took his mannequin collection to a whole new level

He’s even got his pee wee uniform and his baseball All-American uniform (he was drafted by the Padres). pic.twitter.com/BWUcYrtWZJ

— Kendall Beck (@KBeckEagles) March 15, 2025

It hurts to be great! The 2045 Phillies might need him.

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