10 things overheard as the Eagles beat the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX

You won’t believe what we heard while Philadelphia was defeating Kansas City.

On Sunday, the Philadelphia Eagles handed the Kansas City Chiefs a 40-22 defeat in Super Bowl LIX. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard at Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.

1. “Did anyone remember to send a car to get Travis Kelce out of Pat O’Brien’s?”
2. “Good news: Mahomes and Worthy finally connected on a bomb! Bad news: There was another 59:50 in the game.”
3. “I don’t wanna say this luxury box is depressing, but I’m stuck on a couch between Joe Schoen and Drake.”
4. “It’s not a good sign that Eli Manning had more pressure kicks today than Harrison Butker.”
5. “No biggie, we’ll get the three-peat next year.”
6. “Tonight’s celebration will haunt Kellen Moore next season when he stands in a ghostly quiet Superdome as the Saints drop to 1-13.”
7. “Umm, let’s see, ‘highlights’? Uh, the McConaughey-Ditka commercial was kinda funny, I guess.”
8. “At least now America can get back to hating the Cowboys and Patriots like normal.”
9. “Anybody know if there’s a place in New Orleans to get a stiff drink?”
10. “Hey, Brett! Remember how you drafted some amazing O-linemen after the last Super Bowl disaster?”