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As you know, Abdul Carter is a local kid and Penn State product who is projected to go top 5 in the NFL Draft.
He’s an Eagles fan through and through, but there’s no way he falls to the Super Bowl champs at pick #32.
That is, unless, we scare off every other team in the NFL. Perhaps there is a combination of injury concern and off-field character issues that see the defensive end plummet down the board and into the willing arms of Howie Roseman and the emotionally-intelligent Jeffrey Lurie.
This is the best bit going right now on social media. Luke threw up this joke post the other day and the responses are hilarious:
Any team would be stupid to draft this kid. That injury is real, it’s not worth the risk! https://t.co/5lZ0NEaXsj
— Luke Arcaini (@ArcainiLuke) February 24, 2025
Injury prone, potential character issues, questionable star sign, psychics have expressed concern for future luck.
Not worth taking a chance unless it’s round 2.
— SonOfSamHinkie (@SonOfSamHinkie) February 24, 2025
Completely agree with this, even if he was healthy, not worth a top 31 pick in the slightest
— DepressedPhillyFan (@sprtsnut10) February 25, 2025
Oh yeah, I heard he walked past the Girl Scout cookie stand at Walmart without even a glance. No ‘Sorry, I don’t have cash,’ no fake ‘Maybe on the way out’ … nothing. That’s a red flag if I’ve ever seen one.
— (@RAY_ban13_) February 25, 2025
Yeah dude is awful did you see his story the other day bro had a gas mask on smoking i definitely wouldn’t draft him if im picking 1-31
— Ethan (@Philly_Ethan) February 24, 2025
Definitely a 2nd round talent or very last pick in the first round in this years draft
— Jay (@jayfazzey) February 25, 2025
Honestly, I think Abdul would welcome this. If you told him that his name would be dragged through the mud, that he would be libeled and slandered and defamed, but the outcome would be playing for the Eagles, I think he’d sign on the dotted line immediately. He would do the deal like a warlock signing a blood pact with his new demonic masters. And, as an added bonus, we’d no longer have to listen to stupid Myles Garrett trade speculation. There’s gotta be a way to make this happen. Quick, someone photoshop a picture of Abdul Carter smoking Laremy Tunsil’s bong while icing his shoulder and favoriting Andrew Tate tweets. Put him on the Jeffrey Epstein client list before it’s deleted. Abdul Carter thinks ketchup belongs on a cheesesteak! He turned in a ballot with a hanging chad!
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