Headlines across the globe following Chiefs’ Week 14 loss to Texans

Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ terrible 20-10 loss to the Houston Texans, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.

Texas-Sized Loss for Kansas City in the Playoffs’ Race

Winter’s realistic dreariness settles in.

Fourth Downers

Bummer decisions and agonizing execution doom results.

Bad Beat: Defensive Front Four-of-a-Kind Not Enough for Texas Hold-‘Em

Chiefs were royally flushed.

O-Line Egalitarian Tactics Do Not Withstand Hunter and Gandtherson Attacks

Makeshift trench warfare not enough to defeat No. 1 defense.

Chiefs’ Coldplay Stuck in Reverse

December games were when we used to rule the world.

“Houston, We Have Issues”

Too Many Nagying offensive woes and leftover tackles.

Kansas City Moves Up in Draft Order

Too soon?

Low Man on the Totem Pole Has to Play Left Tackle

Undrafted is palatable.

Whistleblowers Engage in Repeated Fraud and Abuse

Quality of 2025 season’s games flagged by officials’ unnecessary worthlessness.

Melissa Stark Interviews Fake Andy Reid at Halftime: “Everything is Fine”

It’s understandable: there was an uncanny resemblance in the coach-speak.

Jones’ Precious Stones

Star shines in loss.

Things That Go Bump on Sunday Night

National audience witnesses brutal and violent thumping.