Headlines across the globe following Chiefs’ Week 13 loss to Cowboys

Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ ugly 31-28 loss to the Dallas Cowboys, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.

Chiefs Kingdom News: Black Friday Arrives Early

Unhappy Thanksgiving is hard to swallow.

Short Week Meets Tall Task

Excess waste leads to narrow loss.

Slim Pickens for Playoffs

Mathematically speaking… we’re doomed!

Silenced by the Lamb

Dallas receiver ate defensive backs’ livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Static Interference by Referees Ruins Game

Those turkeys misjudged the season of giving.

Ethical Discussion: Is It Morally Acceptable for a Schottenheimer to Defeat the Chiefs?

Epistemic and Ontological Implications Abound

Dome Not Home for Patrick

Homecoming is unfamiliar disappointment.

White-on-White a Crime

Uniformly, these are bad luck.

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Join Salvation Army in Stomping Out Poverty

Next half-time show: Hooters Girls and Goodwill.